Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Do you want coffee or my pussy? No, you can't have it all at once

You're kind of skinny for a big dick — I'll stick my finger in first

Walked the girl in the park so she wouldn't break on the first date

It doesn't matter if it's the third one or not, fuck me to a convulsive orgasm

Lost - suck it, for a guy I won't tell, well, only if we fuck some more

Give me a blowjob, huh? You're cute and your breasts are nice, I got a boner

You can't say no to sex with a shape like that, so I always do

She's gonna cum on my dick, so let her spread her legs and don't hesitate

You're going out? Go ahead, but get some cum on your ass first

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

If you dreamt about sex, it means that soon you will definitely be fucked by someone

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Honey, why didn't you come home from work without your panties on? — I'm so busted

Sweetheart, are you out of your fucking mind to take a walk without your underpants? I'll fuck you!

Darling, I've been saving my ass for you. Put your dick in and fuck it

Why are you clamping my mouth? Let the neighbors know you're getting it on in here

Yeah, I'm fucking a stranger in the public streets, and the guy doesn't go to the extreme

I'll suck your balls, you lick your cum, we're friends. ❤️

Fuck, you're so fucking sweaty, I was afraid I was gonna cum in you!